If life gives you lemons, drink Lemon Antifreeze

This site is a serious exercise in happiness. Perhaps a succession of catastrophic relationships and brute luck bafflement will make you this insane.

However, desperate times are a call to action, not an excuse for more bloody period pieces mistaking understanding and lack thereof, unresisting acceptance of habitual suffering. No. There are choices.

We suggest you throw your historical preconceptions out, regurgitate your meta-ethical confusion, and get your shit together. We will attain happiness, friends, by any means necessary.

So drink some Lemon Antifreeze, make some funny faces, and let’s get psychodelic!

Powers returns with thoughts on revolution & recreational laxatives. Also in the mix, Shit Never Tasted this Good with The Crotch Trashers.

Jesus was fooled like the rest of us. That’s what Powers claims in his latest letter. Also, The Flaming Fannies release Chastity Belt Break Out.

LA Planet presents the internet's first soundboard of the legendary Miss Trunchbull from Roald Dahl’s Matilda, played by the inimitable Pam Ferris.