Return to the Past

25:02:13 | Leonard Cohen’s dead, his ghost spotted in a corporate arena. Even so, Three Solitudes come to comfort the spectre of death with longing & love.

05:02:13 | After signing Yussuf Nighttrain in 2011, Lost Kid Records adds The Crotch Trashers to its catalogue. Becoming deaf has never been this fun.

11:01:13 | We’re starting 2013 with a helping hand: You have questions, we have answers. We also explain our downtime, unravelling the evil conspiracy.  

29:12:12 | Happy 69th as we celebrate a look back, now, at the future, and a spontaneous New Year Wish List for forgetting things so serious.

07:11:12 | Doubling your euphoria, LA proposes the concept of killing for charity, and introduces organic plastic as a new environmental breakthrough.

31:10:12 | Taking biases by surprise, LA Planet interviews CEO Damien Bailey, seeking justifications in regards to LA’s controversial relation with HIV/AIDS.

02:10:12 | In the tired 21st century who will awaken the oppressed?

Also, LA ventures into the movie industry with The Booby Taker.

09:09:12 | Official press release by the Lemon Antifreeze corporation in the wake of a class action lawsuit concerning the blind, deaf, & dumber.

06:09:12 | Vacuuming filth & the lemony liquid solution. Also, a strange letter from Maximillian Powers about secrets, Super AIDS, & the Gay Monkey King.

04:09:12 | By the end of summer, Lemon Antifreeze tastes really bitter. While paranoid, accusatory, & mildly threatening, we’re truly happy we made it.

31:07:12 | Is happiness a STD? A reflection of risks taken and a healthy reminder of mortality? Plus, the sweaty summer & Lemon Antifreeze Popsicles.

29:05:12 | With the emergence of yet another novel disease, AIDS specialist, Dr. Duvreau, joins us to share the latest information on Rhymatoid Arthritis.

30:04:12 | The Pistachio Brothers are back to talk the Age of Hairlessness. Sensitive about epilatory insanity, things eventually get a little crazy.

27:03:12 | Priscilla, queen of the desert, returns to the city core, the voyage an appreciative lesson on the value & purpose of The Great Wall of Suburbia.

17:03:12 | Three courageous robots agree to talk with LA Planet about robotic STDs and how they’ve been able to maintain health and happiness.

23:02:12 | Penile happiness is under attack by self-interested advocates. LA Planet tells pro-circumcision groups to cut it out! Well...not literally.

24:01:12 | Maximillian Powers returns from the future, previews Plug, the Tofu King, Jasmine, Chris, new commandments, with time line at risk and all!

13:01:12 | Conflicting statements by visual artiste Sheila O’Brien are circulating in the news presently. La Planet shows it as it is, the reader to decide.

21:12:11 | Ottawa’s loved poet Laureate, Germaine Bor, dies at age 98. While we mourn his passing, the big question is who will be the next poet laureate?

12:12:11 | Santa and Brother Sharp go yellow? It’s been a busy and happy year for LA with the promise of an even better one in 2012. Watch out!

01:12:11 | LA Planet interviews the vitriolic Pistachio Brothers. Get all the latest on the world of fashion from these psychedelic fashion icons.

02:11:11 | New study shocks the world, revealing fishing gives cancer. Some words about the fallout and an interview with Bubbles the Goldfish.

30:10:11 | Secret tape dubbed as The G Files is leaked to the press, revealing the hidden truth about g-spots in women and men. Oh Sally.

11:10:11 | Maximillian Powers encounters Sherlock’s evil magnifying glass. An experience with a moral. Plus, new sponsor website: The Sacrificial Goat.

21:09:11 | Attack of the Mad Voodoo Vagina. LA Planet posts yet another letter from political prisoner and cultural drug activist Maximillian Powers.

20:09:11 | LA Planet gets a new letter by incarcerated cultural drug activist Maximillian Powers.  All and all, message of hope against the hunt.

11:09:11 | LA Planet recalls a series of Sept 11 events over the last century, trying to find that happy moment in such an oddly unreflective time.

28:08:11 | Today LA Planet delves into delusions. First RuPaul’s possible presidency, then, with our favourite slut Sally, look into heavenly absurdities.

18:08:11 | Sally the Slut’s story about Sun Eggs, The Dirty Guide Dog ristorante for the blind, and the Lemon Antifreeze annual charity, Golf for Dope.

06:08:11 | Look who imbibed Lemon Antifreeze (well, maybe it was absinthe & laudanum). LA Planet presents Charles Beaudelaire’s “Le chien et le flacon.”

03:08:11 | LAU Professor emeritus Alfred Wallace shares his WW II thoughts and experiences and a no nonsense Q & A about his shady past.

27:07:11 | Psychedelic milk and Dyslexic AIDS: a letter from political prisoner Maximillian Powers and conversation with AIDS specialist Dr. Douglas Duvreau.

01:07:11 | A sweet, triumphant thank you letter from Ronald Polish who survived a near-death surgical crisis. This is Lemon Antifreeze at its best.

01:06:11 | Throw away your television, get literate. Janet Dugat reviews Michael Pippip’s new controversially bizarre novel, Tickle Brain.

31:05:11 | In light of a recent vandal defacement, LA Planet must face some criticism and the hatred with it. And facing it the only way we know how–bloody smiling!

27:05:11 | Suffering through a blue series of misfortunes? Is the cause some god or the toothpaste you’re using. LA Planet has the answer.

11:05:11 | Professor Joshua Nimnick of Doopsy University shares his findings on blame theory. LA Planet, with the knowledge of www.lau.uk, responds.

04:05:11 | The Laughing Gas Party did not get a single seat. Party leader, Sandy Belinksy, reflects on an erection full of surprises and who will get the last laugh.

27:04:11 | Reflective editorial from August “Scarfboy” Tiller on Loving a Romanian Princess. August lets Lemon Antifreeze put a smile on his face.

21:04:11 | Winners All Around! LA Planet’s winner for most memorable youth game, Stabs, and an award for Frecklers. Visit

www.frecklefinder.org for the freckle solution.

19:04:11 | Legendary cultural drug activist Maximillian Powers of Drive Your Shoes has been imprisoned. LA Planet investigates, plus a letter from Powers himself.

15:04:11 | Laughing gas and condoms: the stage for dirty politics.

And LA Planet is proud to introduce The Laughing Gas Party.

12:04:11 | Mute photographer Maurice LeBon comes back to LA Planet with pictures from his global voyeur voyage.

www.mlebon.fr

07:04:11 | First Lemon Antifreeze, then the LA Planet newspaper, and now a bank, LA Ranch Trust. Also, please visit our sponsor Pilfer & Sons brandused electronics, and get the best deals.

04:04:11 | Interview with the legendary Yussuf Nighttrain. Plus Janet Dugat reviews Nighttrain’s new album I’m So Happy I Could Watch a Man Hang.

30:03:11 | Q & A with Boner Boy from  www.bonerboy.org plus  The Golden Ticket promotion.

10:03:11 | Breaking news: Lemon Antifreeze sends us the official press release in wake of leaked documents. Support happiness, support Lemon Antifreeze.

08:03:11 | Homelessness, AIDS, & happiness. Yes, that’s right, LA Planet has a new baby! Plus, AIDS+ Powerjuice and Q & A with AAI chair Douglas Duvreau.

03:03:11 | Susan Matters comes claws out. Heart to heart with hatred incarnate.

10:02:11 | Janet Dugat’s reviews Spezaron’s latest, The Golden Poop, and as a bonus gives her top 5 recommended readings.

01:02:11 | New Alternatives to Snorting Talc from our friend Maximillian Powers at Drive Your Shoes.

22:01:11 | Interview gone bad. Charlie Kebab goes apeshit and lies during an exclusive interview with Lemon Antifreeze. He even wins an award!

17:01:11 | Read Steve Hamil’s moving story about his company Wheelchair & Gorilla Masks Incorporated.

30:12:10 | The Spaceman Lands! Read our first interview with astronaut entrepreneur, Brad “The Spaceman” Bob.

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