On Thursday July 26th, 2012, Lemon Antifreeze contacted CBS to make a bid on directing a special STD episode of Family Feud. Of course, realistically, the rejection from the centralised media apparatus came before the very thought was born into existence–not even an intellectualising attempt to understand the happy reflective goals at hand.

However, more risky than a pierced condom, LA went ahead, anyway, and asked its readers on Facebook to be courageous and answer this survey:

Name a STD you may want to contract to awaken your sense of existence?

1. Crabs
2. Chlamydia
3. Gonorrhea
4. Syphilis
5. Herpes
6. HIV
7. Hepatitis ABC
8. AIDS

Is happiness a STD? A reflection of risks taken and a healthy reminder of mortality?

Plus, the sweaty summer & Lemon Antifreeze Popsicles.

The Sweaty Summer

In other news, the sweaty summer continues dripping toxins and salt into our utopic eyes, and it burns and it blinds.

With every piece of passing ass, the summer is the temptress of dependence. Hold onto ourselves and await the freezing of urges. The trees will shed their leaves, the snow will soften our fall, and the spring will remind us that life goes on, just to prepare us again for this hell of a season.

In the mean time, go suck on a Lemon Antifreeze Popsicle.™

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